Ma pula , pai tu vi la mine in casa cu mana in cur ma?…pai futete-ar dumnezo ma si ti-ar baga hristos pula-n gingi ma…. pai tu vi la mine in casa cu mana in cur ma fara sa imi aduci o bere ma…una ma. Io tragi la fiica-mea ma si dormi la mine-n casa ma….bagamiash pula-n sprancenele tale …te bat ma te bat…..imi iei cafeiu din mana ma imi ocupi buda ma si mai tragi si cu ochiu ha?…bagashiar dumnezo pula la tine in sprancene…
Ultimele
Love…and women :))
If you haven’t contemplated murder,you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t seriously thought about killing the motherfucker, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for 45 minutes straight, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll they ass up in, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t practiced your alibi in front of the mirror… you ain’t been in love. The only thing that stopped you from killing this motherfucker was an episode of CSI.
That’s right, man. See, relationships are hard.
But in order for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page. Both people have to have the same focus…and the focus is all about her.
Fellas, when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say,”Fuck you. Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans,fuck everything you thought this life was gonna bring you.Now let’s go out there
and try and make this bitch happy.”
Yes.It’s all about her, fellas. Say yes to everything.Everything. Everything you can afford,say yes to.Just say yes. Before she even gets it out of her fucking mouth.
“Honey, can…” Yes. “Honey, I…” Yes.
Just get a stamp.Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Another thing, fellas – don’t argue.
You cannot win.
You cannot beat a woman in an argument, it’s impossible.
You will not win, cos men… we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cos we have a need to make sense.
Women ain’t gonna let a little thing like sense fuck up they argument.
Cos she not in it for sense, she’s in it for distance and irritation.
“How long can I talk before this motherfucker snaps?”
They want you to shake the shit out of them till you hear the cops coming.
“Motherfucker, I’m serious!
“Oh, shit, let me get the fuck outta here.”
But here’s one thing nobody tells you. You can’t make a woman happy. It’s impossible. I’ve never met a happy woman in my life.Women are always complaining about something.
Women like to complain, women save up shit to complain about.
“He don’t even know I know but I’m gonna get his ass on that shit next month.”
No matter what you do, she’ll be mad. You can fuck a woman with a diamond dick
and make her come ten times, she’ll still complain.
“Why’d you make me come so hard?
“This diamond dick is cloudy.
“Why didn’t you go to Tiffany’s?
You’re so fucking cheap.”
No matter what you do, your woman is mad at you.If you work all the time, “Why you workall the time? You ain’t never home.
“You always leavin’ me. I hate this shit.”
If you home all the time, “Why you all up under me? Let me get some fucking room to breathe.
“Damn, stop sweatin’ me. I hate this shit.”
If you make more money than her. “Fuck you. I wanna make decisions too. “You ain’t my fucking daddy, I don’t need you to take care of me.
“I hate this shit.”
If she makes more money than you,”You broke motherfucker.
“You never have no fucking money.Fuck this shit.
“I don’t wanna make all these decisions.I need to be taken care of.”I hate this shit. I can’t take it.”
And the number one reason your woman’s always mad, fellas,the number one reason your woman is pissed the fuck off…cos you ain’t her first choice.
Fellas, you ever catch your woman just looking at you but not saying nothing?In her mind, she’s thinking, “How did I end up with this ugly motherfucker?”Oh, Lord, this motherfucker’s ugly and stupid “I had a good man and I blew it.
“Damn, Lord, kill my man. Kill him, please. “Kill him while I still look good enough to ]get something new.
“Please kill this motherfucker now.Strike him! Strike him!
“If you out there, Lord, strike this motherfucker dead.”
Easy A
Marianne: There’s a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?
Rosemary: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation.
Olive Penderghast: Why?
Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys.
Olive Penderghast: Mom!
Brandon: I’m drunk, bitches!
Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
Funny
I like Twilight, read all the books (don’t u dare judge me u biotch!) but that doesn’t mean that i can’t laugh about it! 
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Happy Halloween!!!
Halloween-ul sau All-Hallows-Even este sarbatorit in data de 31 octombrie. Se spune ca in aceasta seara granita dintre lumea noastra si cea a spiritelor este slabita iar ele pot trece dintr-o parte in alta. Anyway the best part of it este ca we can dress up 
(in cazul tipelor …like sluts and nobody cant say nothing about it) )
Eu am ales ( asta e varianta oficiala) sa stau acasa sa ma uit la horror movies sau filme de Tim Burton …si sa aprind a Jack’o Lantern sa fie mai “halloweenie” ))
Foamy Halloween Special
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
…madness returns
Alice: Madness Returns apare in 2011 fiind o continuare a jocului American McGee’s Alice .
Actiunea se petrece dupa 11 ani de la evenimentele din primul joc , dupa ce Alice este externata din Rutledge Asylum, dar fiind sub observatia psihiatrilor deoarece moartea parintilor ei inca o bantuie.Ca rezultat al mutarii ,halucinatiile au devenit din ce in ce mai severe , ea intorcandu-se inapoi in Wonderland pentru confort dar si de data aceasta taramul este deterioriat iar Alice trebuie sa infrunte raul care care a pus stapanire….
Enjoy ….
Alice…
American Mcgee’s Alice este un joc third- person scos in anul 2000 si urmareste povestea lui Alice intr-un wonderland mult mai alterat decat in descrierile lui Lewis Carroll, fiind corupt de nebunia din mintea fetei.
Dupa ce casa i-a fost arsa intr-un accident teribil care a dus la moartea familiei ,Alice este internata la Rutledge Asylum unde este tratata de doctorul Dr. Heironymous Wilson. La 10 ani dupa interanarea fetei in azil ,Alice este trasa inapoi in Wonderland care a devenit o versiune schimbata ajungand sub conducerea Reginei Rosii.
No F’ing Section Part 3
Steve Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
Steve Stifler: It’s time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. ‘Cause I’m gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out.
Paul Finch: Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.
Steve Stifler: They’re gay?
Paul Finch: No, you bleating imbecile. They have style, they’re cultured, they’re sophisticated.
Steve Stifler: So, they’re gay.
Steve Stifler: Dick. ‘Fucking hate not hating you.
Paul Finch: I did fuck your mom.
[smiling]
Paul Finch: Twice…
Steve Stifler: Hoo… That’s better fucker.
Steve Stifler: If you’ll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.
Stifler: My dick looks like a corn dog and I’ve got cake all over my balls.
Steve Stifler: Happy “Fuck Day”, Ass Mouth.
Stifler: It’s on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch.
Steve Stifler: [about having sex with Cadence] I’m gonna be like, “You like this shit Momma?” And then she’ll be like, “Fuckin’ right doggie. Suck on my nipples like, like you’re milkin’ a cow.”
Stifler: Hey, Mr. Party Guy, how ya doin’? Ya havin’ a good time? Can I get ya a Gin and Tonic? Ring-Ring, oh hold on. Hello? Yeah? Haha! It’s for you, it’s GET TO WORK, FUCKER!
Steve Stifler: Observe the fuckin’ Stifmeister, what is his defining characteristic?
Jim: He uses the F-word excessively?
Steve Stifler: [grins] Thanks man.
Paul Finch: Grandmother-fucker.
Steve Stifler: Mother fucker.
Paul Finch: Yes I am.
Steve Stifler: Oh, you son of a bitch.
Favourite SF/Horror Movies
Ginger is 16, edgy, tough, and, with her younger sister, into staging and photographing scenes of death. They’ve made a pact about dying together. In early October, on the night she has her first period, which is also the night of a full moon, a werewolf bites Ginger. Within a few days, some serious changes happen to her body and her temperament. Her sister Brigitte, 15, tries to find a cure with the help of Sam, a local doper. As Brigitte races against the clock, Halloween and another full moon approach, Ginger gets scarier, and it isn’t just local dogs that begin to die
2.Alien series
When a mining ship lands on a planet to investigate upon a suspected SOS, the entire crew are unaware of the terror which they would unleash upon their ship. When a alien life-form attach’s itself to the face of a crew member, the rest of the team act fast to try and separate the two organisms. Unbeknownst to everyone, this is the start of the terror which would affect every member of the seven person crew
3.Predator
Dutch and his group of commandos are hired by the CIA to rescue downed airmen from guerillas in a Central American jungle. The mission goes well but as they return they find that something is hunting them. Nearly invisible, it blends in with the forest, taking trophies from the bodies of it’s victims as it goes along. Occasionally seeing through it’s eyes, the audience sees it is an intelligent alien hunter, hunting them for sport, killing them off one at a time.
4.AvP series
During an archaeological expedition on Bouvetøya Island in the Antarctic ocean, a team of archaeologists and other scientists find themselves caught up in a battle between the two legends. Soon, the team realise that only one species can win…
5.Terminator series
In the Year of Darkness, 2029, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created ‘THE TERMINATOR’
6. Blair Witch Project series
In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary…A year later their footage was found…
7.Paranormal Activity
After moving into a suburban home, a couple becomes increasingly disturbed by a nightly demonic presence.
8.[Rec] series
“REC” turns on a young TV reporter and her cameraman who cover the night shift at the local fire station. Receiving a call from an old lady trapped in her house, they reach her building to hear horrifying screams — which begin a long nightmare and a uniquely dramatic TV report.
9.Resident Evil Series
A special military unit fights a powerful, out-of-control supercomputer and hundreds of scientists who have mutated into flesh-eating creatures after a laboratory accident.
10.Dawn of the Dead
A nurse, a policeman, a young married couple, a salesman, and other survivors of a worldwide plague that is producing aggressive, flesh-eating zombies, take refuge in a mega Midwestern shopping mall.
11.Season of the Witch 
14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her powers could be the source of the Black Plague.
12.Silent Hill
A woman goes in search for her daughter, within the confines of a strange, desolate town called Silent Hill. Based on the video game.
13. Pandorum
A pair of crew members aboard a spaceship wake up with no knowledge of their mission or their identities
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