No F’ing Section Part 2
American Pie 2…Stiffmeister Quotes
Stifler: Jim. Can’t you keep your shirt on? You’re scaring the chicks away.
[during drive to lake]
Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister’s coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It’s Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Stifler: When a girl tells you how many guys she’s slept with, multiply it by three and that’s the real number. Didn’t you fuckers learn anything in college?
Stifler: You’re a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I’m not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
Oz: Here’s a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don’t bother counting how many times you have sex with each other you just laugh at the people who do count.
Stifler: Here’s a new idea for you. I’ll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
Stifler: Holy shit dude. I found a dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Big blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks.
Jim: What are you doing?
Stifler: Looking for more lesbian artifacts.
[hands Jim the dildo]
Jim: Where did you get this?
Stifler: Finch’s ass.
Heather: [On the phone to Oz] Oz what should I do now?
Stifler: [Also on the phone pretending to be Oz] Oh Heather baby. Why don’t you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler’s.
Oz: Stifler get off.
Stifler: I am getting off listening to the two of you. Keep going.
Male EMT: [when Stifler jumps onto the ambulance where Jim is being treated] Excuse me, sir, are you a family member?
Stifler: Fuck no, this is just too good to miss!
Male EMT: OK sir, you’re just gonna have to wait here. All right?
Stifler: [ambulance drives away] Ha, ha! This summer’s turned out to be great!
Stifler: How many girls did you sleep with this year?
Jessica: Wouldn’t you like to know.
Stifler: Fuck yeah I would.
No F’ing Section Part 1
Tocmai mi-am amintit de cel mai tare douche ever 
)) din American Pie (filmul anilor mei de liceu ) …so here ar some quotes from the great Stiffmeister
Steve Stifler: I say, why don’t you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!
[at choir practice]
Steve Stifler: What did you cocks do to him?
Chris “Oz” Ostreicher: You came to see me in action?
Jim: Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!
Steve Stifler: Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!
Chris “Oz” Ostreicher: You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Steve Stifler: I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
Steve Stifler: I’ll see you guys tonight, in the “No Fucking Section”, right?
Steve Stifler: You actually said that?
[laughs hysterically]
Chris “Oz” Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me Nova.
Chris “Oz” Ostreicher: Don’t call me that any more. I’m a fraud.
Steve Stifler: You guys are pathetic. I’m gonna find myself a little hottie.
[shouts]
Steve Stifler: SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!
[while looking at a picture of Stifler's mom]
MILF Guy #2: Dude that chick’s a MILF!
MILF Guy #1: What to hell is that?
MILF Guy #2: M-I-L-F Mom I’d Like to Fuck!
MILF Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah!
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