Someone's nightmarish delusions come to life…

Archive for noiembrie, 2010

Easy A

Marianne: There’s a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?

Rosemary: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation.
Olive Penderghast: Why?
Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys.
Olive Penderghast: Mom!

Brandon: I’m drunk, bitches!

Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.

 


Funny

I like Twilight, read all the books (don’t u dare judge me u biotch!) but that doesn’t mean that i can’t laugh about it! :) )


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