Easy A

Marianne: There’s a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?

Rosemary: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation.
Olive Penderghast: Why?
Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys.
Olive Penderghast: Mom!

Brandon: I’m drunk, bitches!

Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.