Filme

I’m bored, adica nu atat de bored cat saturata de filmele proaste…nici un zombie flick? nici un horror de calitate? Partea buna e ca apare Paranormal activity 2 )) kinda creepy.. mi-a placut prima parte. Nightmare on Elmstreet nu a apara inca varianta 720p )))si restul… numai cacaturi de filme…Hollywood e devina ! No good movie mannnn…!!!Like real horror ones , care sa ti se faca pielea de gaina cand te uiti )

iulie 3, 2010 | Categories: Uncategorized | 1 comentariu »

No F’ing Section Part 2

American Pie 2…Stiffmeister Quotes

Stifler: Jim. Can’t you keep your shirt on? You’re scaring the chicks away.

[during drive to lake]
Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister’s coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It’s Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Stifler: When a girl tells you how many guys she’s slept with, multiply it by three and that’s the real number. Didn’t you fuckers learn anything in college?

Stifler: You’re a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I’m not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
Oz: Here’s a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don’t bother counting how many times you have sex with each other you just laugh at the people who do count.
Stifler: Here’s a new idea for you. I’ll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

Stifler: Holy shit dude. I found a dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Big blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks.
Jim: What are you doing?
Stifler: Looking for more lesbian artifacts.
[hands Jim the dildo]
Jim: Where did you get this?
Stifler: Finch’s ass.

Heather: [On the phone to Oz] Oz what should I do now?
Stifler: [Also on the phone pretending to be Oz] Oh Heather baby. Why don’t you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler’s.
Oz: Stifler get off.
Stifler: I am getting off listening to the two of you. Keep going.

Male EMT: [when Stifler jumps onto the ambulance where Jim is being treated] Excuse me, sir, are you a family member?
Stifler: Fuck no, this is just too good to miss!
Male EMT: OK sir, you’re just gonna have to wait here. All right?
Stifler: [ambulance drives away] Ha, ha! This summer’s turned out to be great!

Stifler: How many girls did you sleep with this year?
Jessica: Wouldn’t you like to know.
Stifler: Fuck yeah I would.

iunie 4, 2010 | Categories: Uncategorized | 1 comentariu »